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April 03, 2013 by admin Fox Fail: Tucker Carlson WRONG About ACLU on Obama
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"While guest hosting Fox & Friends Weekend on Saturday, co-founder of The Daily Caller, Tucker Carlson, criticized the American Civil Liberties Union for being uncritical [more]- Categories: News Views: 55
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September 19, 2012 by admin Don't Let Obama Ruin Christmas
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Spend a little Christmas with Jackie & Dunlap. Red State Update's Christmas album "Santa Is Real" now available for download! Spread a little Christmas cheer [more]- Categories: News Views: 81
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August 26, 2012 by admin Armstrong, first man on the moon, dies
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Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, has died, his family said Saturday. He was 82.- Categories: News Views: 111
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June 15, 2012 by admin Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and [more]- Categories: News Views: 144
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June 07, 2012 by admin Man Approaching Attractive Woman Fails To Notice Chelsea Handler Book Until It's Too Late
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An area man is winded after a particularly lengthy Wendy's order, the NRA sets 1,000 killed in a school shooting as the amount it would [more]- Categories: News Views: 158
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May 28, 2012 by admin This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
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The Onion reflects on the discovery of the first lesbian, the joyous Hindenburg explosion, and the Sears Tower's challenge to God.- Categories: News Views: 127
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May 24, 2012 by admin Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil
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The transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably Dutch or something, and an [more]- Categories: News Views: 261
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May 04, 2012 by admin Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
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A Greyhound bus crash claims 30 miserable lives, a Stanford study finds no logical reason why planes are able to fly, and a local man [more]- Categories: News Views: 151
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April 30, 2012 by admin PSA: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome
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More coverage of Shaken Manchild Syndrome on Onion News Network, Friday at 10/9c on IFC. Actor Ben Stiller urges parents with adult kids still living [more]- Categories: News Views: 173
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April 27, 2012 by admin Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
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A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.- Categories: News Views: 124
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