When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel Pre-Christmas pressure. Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed poor Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out -- Heaven-knows-where. As Santa began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had enjoyed all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom, only to find the mice had eaten all the straw off the broom.
Just then, the doorbell rang and irritated Santa marched to the door and yanked it open. There stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree!!!
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come From her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his Friends and relatives just wen t on and on about his youthful Beauty!
One day, he was alone! with h is wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'
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